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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Did the Klingons rob the Kwik-E-Mart?

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this new article today, but apparently someone robbed a 7-Eleven in Colorado using a very unique weapon: a Klingon Batleth!

I have to wonder, would the Klingon Empire approve of such a weapon being used for something so devoid of glory?

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!

And here I thought the biggest news of today was that Patrick McGoohan had died. But it's not. Rather, it's that Ricardo Montalban has died!

He seems to be most remembered for his role on Fantasy Island, but I remember him instead as Vincent Ludwig from The Naked Gun, and especially as the super-nemesis Khan from Star Trek. His climactic starship battle against Captain Kirk at the end of Star Trek II is historic.

May Khan rest in peace.

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Friday, December 19, 2008

RIP Lwaxana

She was Christine Chapel. She was Lwaxana Troi. She was the voice of the computer. Hell, she was Gene Roddenberry's wife! She may not have been as big a star as Leonard Nimoy or William Shatner, but Majel Barrett was nevertheless a constant presence on Star Trek—not to mention the show's biggest proponent through all its iterations, films, and spinoffs since the show launched (pun intended!) in 1966. And this morning I heard the sad news that she died yesterday morning at the age of 76.

She certainly lived long and prospered, and her death is a great loss.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Will The Dude live long and prosper?

This is what you get when you combine the following elements: downtime at work, Adobe Photoshop, a love for Star Trek and The Big Lebowski, and twisted creativity.

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Thursday, June 05, 2008

A Star Trek wedding (of sorts)

With California's recent legalization of same-sex marriages, guess who's decided to tie the knot? George Takei, better known as the helmsman Sulu on Star Trek. Takei came out a few years ago, even though it appears he and his partner have been living together for 21 years. And since Star Trek is the series he's most known for as an actor, naturally he and the other cast members are playing it up.
Walter Koenig, who played Chekov in "Star Trek," will be the best man and Nichelle Nichols, who played Uhura, will be the matron of honor. Castmate Leonard Nimoy will be among the 200 guests, but probably not William Shatner. Takei has said Shatner didn't treat him and most of the cast very well.
The ceremony is set for stardate September 14.

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Friday, March 28, 2008

I couldn't have said it better myself

This comes from today's movie chat on the Washington Post.
Trekkies: How scared should Trek fans be about what J.J. Abrams is going to do in the new movie? Will he respect the established canon or will they go in a radical new direction?

Ann Hornaday: Ugh. He'd better watch out -- there's nothing more terrifying than hoardes of cheesed-off Trek fans. Let's hope he shows respect!
I'd say she's pretty on the money there. Though I'd also add Star Wars fans to that list, given the amount of people majorly perturbed with George Lucas for not only inventing Jar-Jar Binks, but for muddling the original theatrical editions.

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Thursday, January 31, 2008

My one Star Trek pet peeve

It's times like this that being an English major and a Star Trek fan don't mix.

Since Star Trek V, there's been a recurring line in the Star Trek franchise that just bothers me: "And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by." It's frequently used because the words fit very well with various Star Trek motifs—stars (to steer by) and starships (tall ships). But as someone who holds an English degree, its use in Star Trek bothers me, because this line of poetry is being used out of context from its source material.

The line "And all I ask is a tall ship . . ." comes from the poem Sea Fever by John Masefield, and when you read the full poem, you get a much different feeling than starships and deep space. Sea Fever, you see, is a poem of longing—longing for another time, another place. Sentimental, heartfelt yearnings by a 19th-century sailor for sea life.

I first read Sea Fever in high school English class, and of course I recognized it right away because of that one line used in Star Trek. But being a sentimental man myself, I quickly put that recognition aside and was instead struck by the sadness of the poem, the sentimentality of happy memories from years gone by. Which is why every time I hear, "And all I ask is a tall ship" on Star Trek, I have a hard time swallowing it.

For those interested, you can read the entire John Masefield poem right here.

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Saturday, January 26, 2008

Star Trek teaser trailer

IMDb is now advertising the teaser trailer for the upcoming Star Trek prequel. I've never been a fan of teaser trailers myself, but at this early stage, any advertising of the film's release is probably good marketing.

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Sunday, December 09, 2007

Worf hits the speed limit

Actor Michael Dorn, best known for playing the Klingon character Worf on Star Trek: The Next Generation, turns 55 today! And I'm willing to bet that, contrary to his claim below, he is a merry man.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Star Trek without Shatner

Apparently, William Shatner is a bit miffed at not being cast in the upcoming Star Trek prequel. Personally, I'm not losing sleep over it. Between the two, I'd much prefer to see Leonard Nimoy's Spock than Shatner's Kirk. Besides, Kirk was given a major role in the feature film Star Trek: Generations, whereas the last time Leonard Nimoy donned pointed ears, it was on an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

(Plus, Leonard Nimoy never told his fanbase to get a life.)

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Monday, October 15, 2007

Fan reaction to the Star Trek prequel

The L.A. Times published an article recently about some of the early fan reactions to the forthcoming Star Trek prequel, and it's decidedly mixed (even though the article calls it cautiously optimistic).

Leonard Nimoy's announced appearance in the film boosted the fan response noticeably, but there's still some mixed feelings when you take into account the lukewarm reception to some of the more recent TV spinoffs—in particular, Voyager (which was on-and-off for me) and Enterprise (which I never saw once). Though I disagree with the assessment that Nemesis, the tenth installment in the movie franchise, was a letdown. I personally found it to be spectacular! But along with an appearance by Nimoy, I wonder if the producers are relying on the reputation of director J.J. Abrams to get the prequel some grounding with the fans, though the only thing I'm familiar with of his is Mission Impossible 3.

I have to admit, I'm still uneasy about this prequel. As I've said before, have we learned nothing about prequels from Star Wars?

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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

A Star Trek asteroid

George Takei, the actor who played Sulu in the original Star Trek series, now has an asteroid named after him: 7307 Takei. Seems fitting, really, that a Star Trek character has his name applied to a celestial body—though apparently a couple other cast members beat him to it, as there are asteroids named after Gene Roddenberry and Nichelle Nichols as well.

Though it kinda surprises me that there isn't a celestial body named after Spock, Kirk, or Picard. Maybe those names will be reserved for newly-discovered galaxies?

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Two Spocks are better than one?

According to E! News, Leonard Nimoy will be making a cameo appearance in the upcoming Star Trek prequel, complementing actor Zachary Quinto as the younger version of our favorite Vulcan.

As the article mentions, Nimoy hasn't donned his pointed ears since Star Trek VI premiered in 1991, though I know he made a guest appearance in a two-part episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation right around the same time (though which came first, I can't quite recall.)

I'm still of two minds on whether a prequel should be made at all (I say again, did we learn nothing from Star Wars?), but I'll grant this: the addition of Nimoy to the fray will make this film a good bit more palatable. Audiences and Star Trek fans I'm sure will agree, given that Spock was always the preferred character over Captain Kirk—and actor William Shatner.

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Monday, June 04, 2007

A tale of two sci-fi shows

A challenge was issued recently to respond to an age-old question of our existence: is Star Trek better than Star Wars? I know many people who will emphatically say no, firmly asserting that Star Wars is the superior of the two—which leaves me in a very notable "cheese stands alone" mode, for I must confess a strong preference of Star Trek over Star Wars.

You might say I've been a lifelong Trekker, having grown a fondness for the original Star Trek series at an early age. Though as the years went by, I found myself migrating to Star Trek: The Next Generation more and more, and enjoying that series far more than the original—though I can't quite pinpoint why, because a lot of the character templates remained the same (free-thinking captain, straightman first officer, capable chief engineer, etc.). And as is inevitable for so many TV franchises, spinoffs became abundant. Deep Space Nine initially had to grow on me, but it quickly moved up alongside The Next Generation in terms of compelling storylines and intriguing characters. Voyager I had to make myself watch, but for some reason, that one didn't grow on me as much as NextGen or DS9 did.

Some will say that Star Wars has so much more to offer, though, like swash-buckling light-saber battles and legendary villains like Darth Vader. I don't argue these points, but in my case, they don't appeal to me in the same way that Star Trek does. I guess that's because Star Trek works from a philosophical/intellectual basis, whereas Star Wars is more of an action movie franchise. Coming from a more cultured background, the philosophical, ethical, and intellectual aspects of Star Trek appeal to me more—though by the same token, that's not to say I don't enjoy a good action movie. God knows how much I love crime movies like Heat and The Godfather, or just a mindless action movie like Lethal Weapon and Die Hard. But in terms of sci-fi, the action of Star Wars doesn't grip me like it does so many others.

One benefit Star Trek has over Star Wars is that its creator isn't constantly revisiting the series and meddling with "improving" upon it with newer special effects—which end up angering the fan base who don't want the originals tinkered with in any way, shape, or form. I was going to mention how Star Trek hasn't done any prequels, but then I remembered the upcoming Star Trek XI, which supposedly takes place when Kirk and McCoy are young and training at Starfleet Academy. When it comes to the Star Wars prequels, though, I honestly think that George Lucas was doomed from the start, because the fan following for the original three installments was so strong that, by default, the bar for future projects was set too high. Plus, George Lucas is a director whose talent has sadly declined over the years—or more accurately, his best cinematic works came early in his career. Just take a look at American Graffiti. Long before he even penned the words, "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away," Lucas directed this fantastic film that examined pre-Vietnam '60s youth: just a bunch of friends cruising around downtown each night, hooking up with other friends just cruising the streets after dark. A truly fantastic movie that came from George Lucas's heart. The original Star Wars came from this period, which is probably one reason it premiered so well in 1977.

But when Lucas unveiled The Phantom Menace in 1999, too many years had passed since the original trilogy, and naturally the fans were expecting something so much grander. In a nutshell, the original trilogy was visionary, whereas the prequels were good intentions gone bad, suffering from bad acting (to wit, Hayden Christensen), bad dialogue, and at times, bad scriptwriting. During Episode III, which I first watched at the Drafthouse, it was almost painful to watch a fabulous actress like Natalie Portman have to deliver such ham-handed lines like, "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!" (On a somewhat comedic note, on IGN's DVD review for Closer, there's a caption underneath one of Natalie's pictures, in reference to Lucas, that I'm sure a great many people—Star Wars fans included—would agree with.)

Given the overall negative reaction Star Wars fans had with the second trilogy (never mind Jar-Jar Binks!), I have to wonder if the only thing Star Wars fans really enjoyed was the opening John Williams fanfare followed by the textual prologue running across the screen.

In terms of the fan base, I would honestly have to say that both are a little too maniacal. I have yet to actually attend a Star Trek convention, but having stood in line at Uptown for the opening night viewing of Attack of the Clones, I guess I shouldn't have been surprised by all the wookie costumes, Princess Leia haircuts, or Storm Trooper outfits. (Though let me state for the record, I actually did enjoy Attack of the Clones, whereas I think the entire Star Wars-viewing universe hated it.)

As to the Star Trek movies . . . well, maybe I should do a brief examination of each one (sort of a mini-review, I guess).
  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture: Released in 1979, 12 years after the completion of the original series, Star Trek came to the big screen with this tale of a gigantic cloud floating through space directly for Earth, destroying anything and everything in its path. And who should come to the rescue but Captain James T. Kirk and crew, aboard a brand-new starship Enterprise. This film clearly catered to the legions of Star Trek fans who had been calling repeatedly for a big-screen film, and oh, does it tease them at times! Take the long shots that dragged over the Enterprise while in Spacedock, while firmly asserting Jerry Goldsmith's now-trademark score. I can't imagine how it must have been in the theaters to see the new Enterprise silhouetted, teased, then finally brought into full view. Or see Spock's entrance onto the Enterprise for the first time since the original series. If I have one complaint about this film, though, it's that it feels campy at times.


  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: Invariably, this always draws a comparison to Moby Dick, and has been lauded as being the best Star Trek movie ever. Oddly enough, this one never really did much for me, even though it does have some pretty amazing sequences—such as the blind chase of two starships through a nebula, bringing to mind a kind of submarine chase in outer space. To this day, I'm still not sure who I prefer in the role of Saavik—Kirstie Alley or Robin Curtis. But even though Khan was a remarkable villain, I've always wondered how they came to choose him as the central villain for this installment. I say this because he was one of many villains from the original series, which leads me to wonder if they just arbitrarily chose him, or if he really was the most famous Kirk-antagonist. As to Spock's death, I will admit, even all these years later, it's still hard watching him die. I mean, I know to expect it each time I see the film, but somehow it still tugs at my heart to watch it.


  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock: The Star Trek franchise often is falsely branded with the following notion—the even-numbered installments are good, and the odd-numbered installments are bad. I disagree, pointing to The Search for Spock as the proof in the pudding. This is actually one of my favorites, as it showcases the Enterprise crew essentially becoming outlaws in order to save their beloved comrade Spock. Of equal importance is the supporting cast, like Judith Anderson's cameo as the Vulcan high priestess, Mark Lenard's resurrection (no pun intended) of the character Sarek (Spock's wise but estranged father), and most importantly, Christopher Lloyd as probably the best Klingon ever—equaling and damn near rivaling Michael Dorn's Worf from The Next Generation. Even all these years later, it still seems like an odd casting choice to see the man who played Professor Plum and Doc Brown don Klingon attire, but here he's downright phenomenal as Kruge!


  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home: This entry was more lighthearted and comedic than anything else, which is probably what draws me back to it over and over. Though it does attempt to be serious, what with the probe's travelling to Earth and vaporizing its oceans. But to see Kirk and company travel back in time to 1986 San Francisco, being a fish out of water (no pun intended) in so many ways, is just gut-busting hilarious. Just the sight of Spock walking the streets of San Francisco wearing nothing but a white robe and covering his pointed ears with a headband is priceless—as are the constant "colorful metaphors" that Spock can't seem to get a grasp on. I've often thought that this would have been a good ending point for the films, because it provided adequate closure on many fronts, but an ending wasn't quite in the cards yet.


  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier: Reaction to this was probably as hostile as Star Wars fans reacting to Jar-Jar Binks. People weren't necessarily calling for Bill Shatner's head afterward, but common thought concluded that he made this installment mostly to placate his own ego (since Leonard Nimoy directed the previous two and highly-successful installments). I personally thought V was a decent and enjoyable film, though not necessarily a vital entry into the Star Trek canon. The premise was more daring than usual—the Enterprise crew essentially searching for God at the center of the universe—but I think the ending left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths, thinking that it just ended up being a big-screen TV episode. Though that's not to say that V didn't have good points! I personally thought the soundtrack here was one of the best, and the visuals and camerawork were equally as good as any of the other films.


  • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country: The swan song for the original crew—and the most hotly-anticipated film after the bust that was Star Trek V. Here, Kirk and crew are on the verge of retirement, but suddenly the Klingons need to negotiate peace because suddenly their planet is dying. But things aren't necessarily that simple, what with competing political interests and various powers-that-be somewhat uneasy at the prospect of peace. When this came out in 1991, endless comparisons were drawn to the recent fall of Communism and the collapse of the Soviet Union. A valid comparison, I admit, if somewhat dated. But when the final scenes played out and the credits started to roll, I as a Star Trek fan felt complete, like a proper sendoff had been given to the cast and crew of the original Enterprise. The circle was now closed . . . or so we thought.


  • Star Trek: Generations: This eagerly-anticipated installment still garners mixed reactions from Trekkers, mostly because by this time Bill Shatner had uttered his infamous "Get a life" on Saturday Night Live—and because expectations were probably a bit higher for this film because it featured the long-awaited reunion of two Enterprise captains from different generations. I, for one, loved it. And Malcolm McDowell, whom we may remember (in true Troy McClure style) from such other villainous roles as Alex in A Clockwork Orange, provided a spectacular villain opposite both Kirk and Picard. In my humble opinion, this was a fantastic passing-of-the-torch from one Enterprise captain to another.


  • Star Trek: First Contact: Easily my favorite NextGen movie. This had to be the darkest, most captivating entry into the Star Trek movie canon—especially as Picard loses perspective and becomes hellbent on getting revenge with the Borg. James Cromwell was a treat to watch as the drunken loser who learns he's the father of humankind in the future, and Alfre Woodard was downright fantastic as his sidekick who's brave enough to call out Picard when he's crossed the line. But the one who really steals the show is Alice Krige as the Borg Queen. She's cold, calculating, manipulative, dangerously seductive, and I will go so far as to say she deserved an Oscar nomination.


  • Star Trek: Insurrection: If there's any Star Trek movie that I have a hard time swallowing, it's this one—for the simple fact that, for once, the crew of the Enterprise is taking a "moral stand," and naturally they're correct in their moral stand of preventing the removal of a race from their "fountain of youth" planet. I've grown very weary of "moral stand" movies, not because they're a dime a dozen, but because in real life, issues are never as black and white as they seem.


  • Star Trek: Nemesis: This was originally supposed to be the final chapter of the NextGen crew, as well as the final Star Trek movie overall. But future prequel notwithstanding, I found great enjoyment in Nemesis! It's much darker than any of the previous movies from both the original series or NextGen (save maybe for First Contact), which is one of the reasons I find it so gripping! Some pan this for trying to be like Wrath of Khan (insofar as Data's death scene and possible resurrection), but I found Nemesis to be very unique, as it asks the question, "What do you do when the enemy might be yourself?"
So, all that being said, do I agree with the premise that a "bad Star Wars movie is better than all but one of the Star Trek movies"? I do not. Star Trek has had its fair share of bad movies, as has Star Wars, but if given the choice, I'd watch the bad Star Trek movie first. Not much of a defense, I admit, but it's just a matter of preference. And for me, that preference is Star Trek.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Star Trek, if written by Quentin Tarantino

Over the weekend, I watched a few Star Trek: The Next Generation DVDs from Netflix, and it reminded me of something some friends and I did in college—we came up with a list of Star Trek quotes, then edited them Quentin Tarantino-style. For instance:
  • Riker, when beating the hell out of a Borg drone: "Does Captain Picard look like a bitch???!!!"
  • Picard, naming all of his senior officers for a clandestine, undercover mission: "Number one, you're Mr. Brown. Data, you're Mr. White. Georgi, you're Mr. Blond. Mr. Worf, you're Mr. Pink." Worf, in an angry retort, "Sir, I protest! I am not Mr. Pink!"
  • Riker, while talking to Georgi during a shuttlecraft flight: "You know that new McDonald's they opened up on the Klingon home world? Well, they don't call it a royale with cheese there. They call it the kul-pach with cheese."
  • Lore, looking down on a Borg drone after Data saves him from assimilation: "I'm gonna get medieval on your positronic ass!"
  • Dr. McCoy (from the original series), angrily shouting to Scotty through a communicator, "I'm a doctor, dammit—not an engineer! I fix people, not machines! So pretty please, with sugar on top, beam me the fuck up!"

See what we really learned in college!

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Star Trek XI: So Very Tired . . .

According to IMDb, some casting ideas have been tossed about for the upcoming Star Trek prequel:
  • Captain James T. Kirk: Matt Damon
  • Mr. Spock: Adrien Brody
  • Dr. McCoy: Gary Sinise
  • Scotty: James McEvoy
Mind you, these are just ideas; nobody is firmly connected to the project at this point (at least that I'm aware of).

Truth be told, I really don't know what to think—and this is coming from a die-hard Trekker! I must grudgingly confess, I'm rather weary of an eleventh Star Trek feature film, because like so many other franchises, my fear is that it'll wear out its welcome among the fans, and suffer the same fate that Star Wars did: getting laughed off by even its most hardcore fans, decrying the director for failing to recreate the original magic (thankfully, though, Star Trek hasn't endured the humiliation of having the original movies recut to the Nth degree by the director).

In other words, the expectation would be too high for any future Star Trek movie. And call me defeatist if you will, but in my book, no one can replace William Shatner or Leonard Nimoy as Kirk and Spock. Don't get me wrong, I love Matt Damon and Gary Sinise as actors, but Shatner and Nimoy embedded Kirk and Spock firmly into the American subconscious, and to have anyone else try to fill their shoes would be an impossible task. In short, I just don't think Star Trek XI should happen, because I fear it won't be taken seriously.

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