Hail to the condoms!
Tonight, #3-ranked USC meets #6-ranked Notre Dame out in Trojanland. I will, of course, be cheering for USC—not because I'm a fan of the Trojans, but because as a lifelong Penn Stater, to cheer for Notre Dame is somewhat akin to treason. And on a day-to-day basis, I have no words to describe my profound, mystical, and unspeakable loathing for Notre Dame (with apologies to my Indiana cousins). So tonight, to show my steadfast support for USC, I will be bringing a pack of Trojan condoms with me to the sports bar! (Though I wonder what kind of reception I'll get from the ladies there.)
Labels: funnies, Notre Dame
2 Comments:
Keep your condoms in your pocket!--- stick to movie reviews, :)
Just watch out for those subway alumnas -- it didn't work out for someone we know. Now, if you find an USC Song Girl...one of the Trojan marches is called Conquest.
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