Big Ten Network wants to clear the air?

In my daily Penn State NewsWire e-mail, I saw an article about the Big Ten Network and all myths/facts associated thereto. Given that they've been a bit of a thorn in my side this season, I may be a little biased against them, but in all fairness, I read the article just to see what they had to say—though I entered it thinking they'd try to portray themselves in the best light possible, that they're the good guys, that they're always thinking of the consumer . . . and of course, I was right. (I also happened to notice that they had a few subtle shots at Comcast.)

The last myth/fact really made me laugh, though.

MYTH: If I don't like sports I shouldn't have to pay for the network.
FACT: Everyone pays for channels they don't watch.

Yeah, and as Brad Pitt says in Fight Club, sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.