A group of WTFs

I get a big laugh out of reading some of the oddest, craziest news stories each day, but on some days, they cross the line from funny to the full-fledged "WTF". Like these:

• Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this the basis of a recent Simpsons episode?
• And for this one, I'm totally—totally!—at a loss! I can't even think of a smart-ass joke to go along with it. (Well, I can, but I'm not entirely sure it would be appropriate.)
• And lastly, I think Lorena Bobbitt has finally been topped.