On this ship, you will refer to me as IDIOT! Not you, captain!

I found this entry on a Washington Post chat today, and it just made my day—not only for the great laugh, but because I could see myself doing something like this.

Holiday cheer: I had a Poinsettia on my dining room table for two weeks and watered it twice before I realized it was FAKE!

Carolyn Hax: Thanks for being here for us.

As Lone Star says . . .